But what can he do with his penis?
What The: Guy Riding Scooter With Feet Behind His Back

This is a short video of a contortionist riding a scooter with his feet somehow behind his back. That does not look comfortable. Or safe. If you crash, both those legs are broken AND you’re gonna need all new teeth. Me? I like my teeth the same way they were when I was five. “Getting Jell-O squeezed between them.” You complete me, you really do.