In cue the Benny Hill theme news, this is video of a police chase starring an out-of-shape officer jogging after a kid, who quickly rounds a corner and climbs a drainpipe onto the top of a building. But when the officer turns the corner he’s nowhere to be found, and

This is a video of billiard player Shane Van Boening sinking six balls on the break of a game of ten-ball. The commentators speculate he’s going to make three, but no, he doubles that. For reference, the most balls I’ve ever made on a break is probably two. MAYBE three.

This is a video of Milwaukee Brewers center fielder Jonathan David making a spectacular diving catch at the outfield wall, going headfirst into the padding and popping his hat off in the process. Nice work! Related: I used to drink a lot of Milwaukee’s Best Ice. Probably too much. 

This is a short video of a fluffy white dog wearing a light-up rainbow necklace under its fur so it glows in the night. Obviously, if you were to ever ask, “Hey dog, you wanna have some fun?” you should already know the answer. There’s no question if this dog

This is a video of Phish’s Trey Anastasio inviting a 7-year old girl onstage to sing ‘Bug’ after he spotted her holding a ‘CAN I SING WITH YOU?’ sign in the audience. How sweet is that? Way sweeter than the time Ozzy Osborne invited Batboy to sing on stage with

Because why should dogs get all the comfortable floor beds, the Plufl is a giant dog style bed designed for human use. The bed, which has already far exceeded its crowdfunding goal, costs $399 *spit-takes dog bowl water* and measures 68″ long, 38″ wide, and is constructed of orthopedic and

This is a video of Crocodile Hunter Jr. Robert Irwin working with a bush-stone curlew named Emily to help curtail her very conspicuous anger management issues. Now I’ve dated several Emilys in the past, and to Robert I say GOOD LUCK. And if she’s a Libra just f*cking forget about

In getting pitted, so pitted news, this is a video of a surfer successfully dodging 25 other surfers paddling out to catch waves while riding one of his own. Clearly, he has a fair amount of control over his board. Me? I wake up with a rogue boner at 3AM