Because why should dogs get all the comfortable floor beds, the Plufl is a giant dog style bed designed for human use. The bed, which has already far exceeded its crowdfunding goal, costs $399 *spit-takes dog bowl water* and measures 68″ long, 38″ wide, and is constructed of orthopedic and memory foam with a faux-fur antimicrobial exterior. Just imagine the naps you could take in that thing! Such great naps. Naps I’ll probably be taking when I should be doing something important, like picking my girlfriend up from the airport. Sorry honey — that dog bed is just so comfortable! Hahah, what do you mean then I can take it out to the garage? But spiders live there!