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Surfer Dodges 25 Other Surfers In The Water While Riding A Wave

In getting pitted, so pitted news, this is a video of a surfer successfully dodging 25 other surfers paddling out to catch waves while riding one of his own. Clearly, he has a fair amount of control over his board. Me? I wake up with a rogue boner at 3AM and can’t do anything about it. Which is super annoying because I’ve usually gotten up to pee (I stay super hydrated) so I just have to stand there in the dark thinking about the DMV for like a half hour until it subsides so I don’t pee in my face. *shrug* My life isn’t for everyone, me particularly.