Because leafy greens are dangerous, this is a video of a cat smacking a forkful of salad from its owners hand before the human can poison itself. Good kitty! Me? I actually like salad. But really only Ambrosia and fruit salads. You know, it’s weird they’re not on the menu

For those of you wondering what some of my worst nightmares look like, this is a video of professional spelunker and TikTok user stickfigureboy99 contorting his body into the incredibly tiny entrance to a cave. I’m sorry, but if that’s the only way to access a cave, I feel like

This is a video of a man riding in a homemade spinning chair of death that rotates via a direct connection to an axle being towed behind an ATV. It spins FAST. I guess there’s a reason they painted a skull on the back of the chair, because I’m pretty

This is a video captured by a bow hunter in Manitoba, Canada, of a bear with a piece of food being chased by another bear who wants that food up into the very tree where the hunter and a friend are waiting in a stand. That must have been exhilarating,

This is a 12-minute claustrophobic compilation of spelunkers squeezing themselves through incredibly tight spots underground, complete with an audio track that doesn’t make things any better. It all looked like a nightmare to me. I mean anybody who would do this — there has to be something fundamentally wrong with