This is a video of Tamia Overes’s lovebird Prince cashing in the Forbidden Cupboard Free Pass she got for Christmas to spend some time partying in her favorite prohibited space. And party she does! I can see now why the cupboard is forbidden, because if you spent too much time

Presumably looking for an afterparty, this is a video of a dog ringing a neighbor’s video doorbell at 4AM. If you ring my doorbell at 4AM? I don’t care if the apocalypse has started, I’m not getting out of bed until time is in the double digits. I can only

Because the internet never stops snorting itself, this is a video created by Wild Balkan Creations imagining what shop vacuums do after all the humans have left the workshop for the night. Apparently they cut up a bunch of sawdust lines then vacuum them into their brains and start raving.

This is a video of a woman’s husband and his buddies all climbing out of a kid’s clubhouse after allegedly having a drinking party. They just keep coming. I counted eight of them in there, two of whom fall down the stairs on their way out. That would have been

This is a video captured by French astronaut Thomas Pesquet of the current crew aboard the International Space Station throwing a good old fashioned pizza party, where each space ranger got to customize their own personal pizza with toppings. Fun! And by fun I mean I would have been too

Firm believers that the nighttime is the right time, this is a video of a trio of owls (looks like a couple and a third wheel, possibly in the the form of their own child) partying on a Yuma, Arizona family’s porch after the humans have gone to bed. Heck

This is a video of a group of bears (apparently there were seven counted total) throwing a pool party at the Chalet Village cabin rental community pool in Gatlinburg, Tennessee after crashing a high school party that was taking place there prior. Now that — that looks like one pool

This is some drone footage from St Petersburg, Florida where a group of as many as 170 manatees were spotted, with some jumping dolphins thrown in the mix for good measure. What is going on here? And why wasn’t I invited to the party? I can swim. Not very well