This is a video of maker of marginally useful things Uri Tuchman constructing an auto-deploying tape measure. That’s neat. What would be even neater is if it were a voice-activated SMART tape measure. “Tape measure, give me 4-feet 5-inches!” Yeah…that would really be something.

Because poor decision making is a skill honed over many years of doing idiotic sh!t and miraculously not dying because God gets a kick out of watching, this is a video of some DIY’er cutting down a tree with a chainsaw from atop a ladder. Surprising only to himself, the

These are a couple videos of people who have attached cordless drills to the player rods of foosball tables and play with the press of a trigger instead of the flick of a wrist. It’s basically just a giant spinning mess. I’m sorry, but I have no tolerance for spinners,

In how could I not try this at home news, this is a video of the funger (fun-danger) loving couple of the Hydraulic Press channel pitting circular saw blades attached against one another. First they do a couple battles with the blades aligned, then even more with the blades perpendicular

Because the internet never stops snorting itself, this is a video created by Wild Balkan Creations imagining what shop vacuums do after all the humans have left the workshop for the night. Apparently they cut up a bunch of sawdust lines then vacuum them into their brains and start raving.

Because dangerous ideas come in all shapes and sizes (and, more often than not, just my size), this is a video of the Finnish duo of Youtube channel Beyond The Press constructing an angle grinder disc with four smaller circular saw blades attached. Then they use it to attempt to

This is a video of a jumping jack style ground compactor hopping around on its own like Luxo Jr. at the beginning of Pixar movies. That’s cool. Of course if I was that guy in the video I’d be sticking my foot underneath it every time it jumped because I

Because that’s what friends are for, this is a video of Nathan Pryor’s friend testing the chainsaw clarinet Nathan built him, which combines his two biggest passions: playing clarinet, and…chainsawing? Hey, different strokes for different folks, that’s my motto. My favorite stroke? The breaststroke. You know why? “Because it has