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How Not To Cut Down A Tree

Because poor decision making is a skill honed over many years of doing idiotic sh!t and miraculously not dying because God gets a kick out of watching, this is a video of some DIY’er cutting down a tree with a chainsaw from atop a ladder. Surprising only to himself, the cut tree falls towards him, crushes his ladder, and he’s lucky to have escaped with his life and limbs. I like how the woman screams, “GET OUT OF THE WAY, GET OUT OF THE WAY!” like he’s got tons of maneuverability at the top of that corner he’s painted himself into. I dunno, maybe next time cut the tree down from ground level. LOL, next time — your wife is never letting you make another decision again! “Sell all your power tools, we’re only hiring professionals. I may have married a moron, but I’ll be damned if I don’t have a warm body to sleep next to at night.”

Thanks to JustA, who agrees this man shouldn’t even be allowed to hang Christmas lights.