Note: Some colorful language. In what quite possibly be the best video I’ve ever seen in my life news, this is a clip of TikTok user Luke O’Halloran trolling his brother Scott, telling him he’s trying to make the perfect Boomerang video of them cheersing when he’s really just recording

This is a video of some guy asleep behind the wheel of a parked car who’s woken up by his friends shaking the vehicle, and immediately grabs the wheel to avoid an unseen accident. Admittedly, a much better reaction than just closing your eyes and jerking the wheel in one

Because when it rains it pours vomit, this is a video of ‘birds aren’t real’ satirical conspiracy theory founder Peter McIndoe performing a spit-take during a live television interview with Chicago-based WGN 9. The newscasters seem to think it’s real, like birds, but it was obviously a prank. Wait —

In how to get 911 called constantly news, these are a couple videos of the man dangling from a gutter Christmas light decoration that TikTok user survivordiet built and installed on his home, complete with “Is anybody there?! Help!” audio playing. I could be wrong, but I assume the decoration

Because scaring the one you love most is one of the hallmarks of a healthy relationship, this is a video of a man pranking his wife by attaching a grim reaper prop to the bathroom door handle so when she pulls the door open to exit the restroom it jumps

In honk if you’re bony news, this is a short video of a Georgia truck owner who added a skeleton to the tailgate of their truck along with a ‘HONK FOR A TREAT’ sign. What happens when you honk? The skeleton pees on your hood. Granted I would argue that’s

Presumably in an attempt to raise skin cancer awareness and encourage everyone to remember to wear sunscreen, this is a video from a crane operator who constantly tries to shade a beachgoer from the sun using the shadow of his crane. He even follows him into the water when the

NOTE: Check your volume and keep it low. This is a video of a woman who hid a Bluetooth speaker in a kitchen cabinet then asked her fiancé to get her some crackers, playing a loud horror scream when he opens the door, causing him to rip it off and