Because this is the internet and the internet never stops, well, internetting, this is a video of musician André Antunes adding some heavy metal accompaniment to hog calling competitions at the Illinois and Iowa State Fairs. André really does a fantastic job, which is even more impressive when you consider

Because nobody needs to know who I am or what I’m looking at or if I have a boogie, these are the ‘Oversized Huge Big Mask Shield Full Face Polarized Large Mirror Sunglasses’ from brand vvovvug and available on Amazon. They remind me of a motorcycle helmet visor, but with

In nightmare news, this is a video of thrill-seeker and claustrophobe Dara Tah and friends braving some of the tightest navigable caverns in in the world, the Ogof Y Daren Cilau cave system in Wales. In the ten hour journey (thankfully edited to eight and a half minutes here), the

Because who doesn’t want to make some fleshy bread sandwiches, these are the cleverly packaged low-carb buns spotted by cosplayer Manna Chu at WuPaoChun Bakery in Kaohsiung City, Taiwan. Sure, rock-hard abs are cool and all, but I prefer my bread like my own stomach: soft and rolly. Also, I

Possibly in a bid to have the sport included in the 2024 Olympics in Paris, this is a must-see video of a pair of synchronized Slinkers (aka Slinky manipulators) demonstrating their skills. And what skills they are! It’s like they were juggling rainbow colored lasers in unison. My eyes felt

This is a short slow-motion video of a skydiver going for a casual stroll in the sky during a recent trip back to earth. The video says he’s moonwalking, but when you moonwalk you travel backwards, he’s going forwards. So this is probably considered sunwalking, or simply just walking. Me?

Because humanity is rapidly approaching its expiration date (use by, not best by), these are Wet Pants Denim, real jeans you can buy that make it look like you pissed yourself, but are actually dry to the touch (the illusion is created via dyeing, not to be confused with dying

This is a video of a tuxedo cat clearly having an existential crisis in front of the mirror. The minute-long video also has a twist ending. My existential crisis? My existential crisis did not have a twist ending. I was worried my life had no meaning, purpose, or value, and