Because who hasn’t always dreamed of being shot out of a cannon and drifting back into the open eyes and mouths of your loved ones, the $375 Loved One Launcher from Cremation Solutions is a real product that allows you to shoot the ashes of the recently deceased up to 75-feet in the air with CO2. *brushing grandpa dust off shoulder* It was a lovely service, grandma, really.

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