These are the 99.5% pure titanium beer mugs manufactured and sold by AI PEI on Amazon. The double-walled and insulated mugs hold 450mL (15-ounces), come in five different colors, and are perfect for letting guests know you think you’re better than them because you won’t stop talking about your ridiculous

Because nobody wants a complimentary case of coronavirus with their Corona, this is the Lime Bomber, a $20 product for mashing lime wedges into beer bottles without a mess or the use of your friend’s grubby fingers. I was skeptical at first, but the Amazon reviews don’t lie — apparently

This is the Inflatable Coffin Beverage Cooler available on Amazon for around $19. The 4’6″ x 22″ inflatable looks like a pool float but it’s not — it’s a beverage cooler and can hold approximately sixty 12-ounce cold ones and a bunch of ice. Alternatively, fill it up with red-dyed