Because nobody wants a complimentary case of coronavirus with their Corona, this is the Lime Bomber, a $20 product for mashing lime wedges into beer bottles without a mess or the use of your friend’s grubby fingers. I was skeptical at first, but the Amazon reviews don’t lie — apparently it’s a quality product. Per verified purchaser EMESKAY:
Unbelievable how great this contraption works. I want to drink more beer just so I can put limes in the bottle with my Lime Bomber.
Pfft, I want to drink more beer even without the added fun of getting to put limes in bottles. But what do I know? I’m just a man who’s already on beer number two this morning. “Try four, dear.” Hoho, looks like somebody spotted my empties in the shower!