This is a video from a Maine lobsterman (a man who catches lobsters, not Lobsterman the superhero) of an ultra-rare ‘cotton candy’ colored lobster. Buttered cotton candy? Gross! According to the folks at direct-to-consumer seafood company Get Maine Lobster (a totally reliable source), they estimate the genetic anomaly could occur

Because there’s no question these are the end times, PepsiCo has teamed up with Red Lobster to create the DewGarita, an unholy margarita made with Mountain Dew. The beverage will be available at all Red Lobster locations by the end of the year, and will allegedly “pair perfectly with Red