NOW LICK THEM.
Woman Pranks Husband With Talon Toenail Pedicure

This is a short TikTok video from theteetfamily (nice, I’m a teet guy myself) of the wife pranking the husband with her new talon toenail pedicure. I like how he’s so confused he starts holding his nose. That’s when you know your brain is broken. Or maybe her feet stink. My feet stink. Still, talon toenails — why does he care so much? Unless she’s stabbing you with them under the covers at night or you find one in your breakfast cereal, what’s the big deal?

@theteetfamily

The things I do to freak this man out ##SaveIt4TheEndZone ##MakeADogsDay ##couple ##marriedlife ##fakenails

♬ original sound – The Teets

Thanks again to my dad, who agrees there’s no way those things aren’t a necessary ingredient in high-level witch’s potions.