This is a video of ice dancer Lewis Gibson and a partner performing a synchronized routine while wearing giant ice skate costumes. That’s…something. Something I wish I’d thought of earlier so those 300,000+ likes were mine! “Can you even skate?” CAN I EVEN SKATE? Of course I can skate! But

Because there’s absolutely zero shortage of wackadoo ideas on the internet, here’s a couple videos of rollerblader Ilia Savosin hacking the Matrix and performing a variety of tricks with custom skates he made using computer keyboards, flatscreen monitors, laptops, and computer mice. Was that a QWERTY grind I saw?! Probably