This is a video of dancer Hittesh Patel demonstrating his skills with a couple very impressive tutting performances (tutting references King Tut, because the angular hand movements resemble the poses seen in ancient Egyptian stone reliefs). Now that is some serious coordination. I can’t even walk and chew gum. Pat my head and rub my belly at the same time? Only if someone else does the rubbing. If I had even half his level of coordination I might be able to trim my toenails myself without injury. I don’t though, so my girlfriend has to do it, and I suspect she’s disgusted. I mean you can only hear “Gollum had nicer feet” so many times before you have to wonder.
Thanks to Mary, who informed me she plans to practice toe-tutting to take her playing footsie game to the next level. I can respect that.
