Because there’s absolutely zero shortage of wackadoo ideas on the internet, here’s a couple videos of rollerblader Ilia Savosin hacking the Matrix and performing a variety of tricks with custom skates he made using computer keyboards, flatscreen monitors, laptops, and computer mice. Was that a QWERTY grind I saw?! Probably my favorite trick of all is the one where he stalls at the top of the ramp and leans down to type out a quick work email on his laptop skate. That was great. Clearly, when Morpheus gave Ilia the option of taking the red pill or the blue pill, Ilia took both along with some greens he had in his pocket.