This is a video of a woman (who appears to be sipping on a Mike’s Hard Lemonade, which surprises me zero) quickly breaking down into full blown hysterics after her husband submerges the Can-Am ATV he’s driving in water and she’s convinced they’re going to die. So dramatic — does

This is a video of a bull elephant charging a jeep in Kabini, India while the driver reverses away from it with the skill of a surgeon. At least until he backs into a tree at the end, but thankfully by then the elephant has abandoned its pursuit. Still, that

This is a video of Crocodile Hunter Jr. Robert Irwin working with a bush-stone curlew named Emily to help curtail her very conspicuous anger management issues. Now I’ve dated several Emilys in the past, and to Robert I say GOOD LUCK. And if she’s a Libra just f*cking forget about

This is some Ring home security cam footage of an Amazon delivery driver attempting to deliver a package to a gated home when a large bear pops up to say hello from behind a brick fence, presumably to inspect the package for honey. Per the homeowner through the Ring doorbell

This is a video captured by a bow hunter in Manitoba, Canada, of a bear with a piece of food being chased by another bear who wants that food up into the very tree where the hunter and a friend are waiting in a stand. That must have been exhilarating,

In continued bear news (it’s bear season), this is a video from a group of hikers in Chipinique, Mexico who stumbled (well, hiked) across a black bear out in the woods, and the bear was kind enough to offer some awkward convention-photo-with-a-celebrity style hugs and pose for a selfie. That

This is a video of TikTok user elijah.sky casually reading on the porch when SURPRISE, mama bear shows up with baby bear, presumably to rummage through some trash and/or demand Goldilocks’s current address. Elijah is surprisingly calm throughout the entire visit, which thankfully didn’t end with him getting his face