Because dreams occasionally do come true (or so I’ve been led to believe on Instagram), this is the Flintstones Flintmobile pool float from PoolElite and available on Amazon (currently sold out). The unit can accommodate up to three adults (there’s always gotta be a third wheel) includes a cooler in

This is the 7-person inflatable airplane floating island manufactured by M Mark and available on Amazon. The $235 float includes two inflatable benches, two integrated coolers, four cup holders, and 100% good times. Although I have the sinking suspicion if Rose had managed to get her hands on one of