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I’m Flying, Jack!: Giant Inflatable Airplane 7-Person Water Float

This is the 7-person inflatable airplane floating island manufactured by M Mark and available on Amazon. The $235 float includes two inflatable benches, two integrated coolers, four cup holders, and 100% good times. Although I have the sinking suspicion if Rose had managed to get her hands on one of these when the Titanic was going down she still wouldn’t have been able to find room on it for Jack.

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  1. Colin Lang

    It’s the miracle on the Hudson!