This is a video of a bull elephant charging a jeep in Kabini, India while the driver reverses away from it with the skill of a surgeon. At least until he backs into a tree at the end, but thankfully by then the elephant has abandoned its pursuit. Still, that

Because cutting down trees is something every idiot with a chainsaw thinks they’re capable of without incident, this is a video of a threesome in the woods felling a tree when it shifts to the side and takes one man on an unexpected seesaw ride. For a second I thought

Presumably made as an accurate simulation of driving through some of the potholes around here, this is a video of a variety of different vehicles attempting to speed across a giant rectangular pit in the road. Some fare much better than others. Others don’t fare well at all, which makes

Presumably to celebrate my birthday over the weekend, this is a video of an elderly woman having her first hands-on experience with a Roman candle. She appears to be continually shocked whenever another shot is fired. Admittedly, it is always a little surprising. Unfortunately she did not seem to enjoy

Clearly running late and unable to make it to the ceremony but still wanting to make it clear he objects to the marriage, this is a video of Poseidon wrecking a Hawaiian wedding reception with a couple massive waves. Damn, if only he’d sent a couple hungry sharks over the

This is a video of a duck standing on a the head of a water fountain by the Poseidon Water Roller Coaster at Europa Park in Germany when it gets blasted into the sky as the fountain erupts. That must have been exhilarating — like an ultra-high pressure bidet. Now

This is a video from (possibly) the Cape May County Zoo where a snow leopard kitten startles its mother, causing her to leap into the air and bounce like Tigger (possibly to encourage the kitten’s stalking behavior). That was quite the jump! Still, when reached for comment, Eeyore was not

Note: Full res photo HERE. Because it’s Monday and it’s best to ease into the week (like a cold pool) with an activity that requires little to no brainpower (my favorite kind of activity): find the cat. Part of it is in there somewhere. Maybe you’ll spot it right away,