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Guitarist Adds Heavy Metal Riffs To Hog Calling Competitions

Because this is the internet and the internet never stops, well, internetting, this is a video of musician André Antunes adding some heavy metal accompaniment to hog calling competitions at the Illinois and Iowa State Fairs. André really does a fantastic job, which is even more impressive when you consider just how hard it is to actually polish a turd.