In what can only be described as a show stopper, this is a short video of a woman hula hooping with her butt. It was so impressive I thought at first it had to be CGI, but after zooming and enhancing until my graphics card started smoking and caught fire,

This is a video of 7th grader Tanner Benedict, who’s been playing guitar for four years, performing a metal medley on electric guitar at his school talent show. He’s, uh, he’s pretty good. His set list, which I begged him for his hard copy of after the show along with

These are the Mike Wazowski kiwis made by a parent who clearly doesn’t care if their children eat their fruits and vegetables or not. Can you imagine seeing those at the end of the salad bar at an all-you-can-eat-buffet? Can you even imagine ever seeing an all-you-can-eat-buffet again? *pours out