These are the Mike Wazowski kiwis made by a parent who clearly doesn’t care if their children eat their fruits and vegetables or not. Can you imagine seeing those at the end of the salad bar at an all-you-can-eat-buffet? Can you even imagine ever seeing an all-you-can-eat-buffet again? *pours out a little liquor for all the all-you-can-eat buffets that have closed permanently due to the coronavirus* It breaks my heart. “You just poured that liquor into another glass.” Well I’m not wasting it.

Keep going for a full shot, complete with appendages.