I’m on my first vacation where I don’t have to write since before my time at Geekologie — so 15 years. Well, there was that 35 day stint in rehab too but we’re not counting that because it wasn’t exactly a vacation. I’ll be back first thing next week, but

Because sea lions are the jokers of the ocean, this is a video of a pinniped exiting the ocean and climbing the stairs to a resort pool, where it takes a dip before chasing a man out of his lounge chair. THAT’S MY CHAIR, TOURIST! It then proceeds to rub

This is a video of a Russian man’s heartcooling reunion with his cat after returning from vacation. That cat is NOT HAVING IT. And I can’t imagine this guy is making things any better petting it like that. It’s probably boiling with anger, just waiting for him to fall asleep