In what the hell is wrong with you news, this is a video of competitive eater L.A. Beast setting a new Guinness World Record for further distance walked barefoot on LEGO bricks, with an incredibly painful 3,886.20-meters (12,750-feet, ~2.4148-miles, beating the previous record set by barefoot marathon runner Sonny Molina

In break a leg news, this is a video of TikTok user lizjsm_ recording herself singing in her room when her mom steps through the ceiling, presumably because she didn’t feel like paying for a ticket to the concert. Now I’m not saying this mom should buy everything from her