Because where there’s a beer, there’s a way, this is a video of a guy delivering a cold one to his buddy a little distance down the mountain via the beer bottle luge they packed and carved out of snow. His buddy then uses a snow shovel to pop the top off with a flourish and initiates a chug. You know I could go for a cold one right about now. But noooooo, it’s snowing buckets outside and I’m trapped inside…WITH A SILENT KILLER. “High blood pressure?” I have to stop eating so much jerky.