Because the internet never stops snorting itself, this is a video created by Wild Balkan Creations imagining what shop vacuums do after all the humans have left the workshop for the night. Apparently they cut up a bunch of sawdust lines then vacuum them into their brains and start raving.

In I did not know that news, this is a video of a man demonstrating how to properly open a bag of charcoal, kitty litter, dog food, or any other bag with a stitched seam top. Honestly, I just assumed you were supposed to rip the bag all to shit

In I’m pretty sure I remember a Mythbusters episode about this news, this is a video of The Action Lab half-heartedly experimenting to see if a swimmer (read: wind-up turtle toy) can swim just as fast in syrup as in water. The idea is that although syrup is more viscous,

This is a video of musician Davidlap performing all the original Super Mario Bros. sound effects on electric guitar. Effects like coin gathering, jump, fireball, goomba stomp, koopa shell kick, Bullet Bill, trampoline, AND MORE. Then he created an edit where he performs the level music while a game is

This is a short video from the BBC’s Super Cute Animals of a rescue hummingbird snoring. Obviously, the show’s title is not a misnomer. Family Feud? I’ve never seen a single punch thrown. American Ninja Warrior? No swords or blood. Survivor? Unfortunately they all do. I could go on and