Luigi Primo is an Austin, Texas based wrestler (previously seen here) with a pizza cooking persona. And is there any better kind of persona? There is not, especially when you’re looking for someone to fall in love and spend the rest of your life with. In the videos below, Luigi

These are several Instagram videos posted by Austin, Texas based wrestler Luigi Primo demonstrating his fighting prowess (including his signature Five A Pizzas Under A Heaven move) with pizza dough. Not gonna lie, he’s pretty good. Would I eat a pizza made with the dough he’s used to slap some

This is an old Hulk Hogan WWF promo from the early 90’s that’s been reversed to make it sound like Hulk is angrily summoning a demon. Is it scary that I knew what he was saying? To my credit though, I am familiar with a number of black magic incantations.

This is a video of wrestler Luigi Primo in action. Luigi is a wrestler and alleged pizza chef who spins a fake (it’s fabric) pizza dough around while wrestling. He’s basically a real-life wrestling version of Pizza Pasta from the original Nintendo Punch-Out!! arcade game. That game is hard. Way