These are several Instagram videos posted by Austin, Texas based wrestler Luigi Primo demonstrating his fighting prowess (including his signature Five A Pizzas Under A Heaven move) with pizza dough. Not gonna lie, he’s pretty good. Would I eat a pizza made with the dough he’s used to slap some people around? Only if I don’t know about it. That’s like the first thing I learned working in a kitchen — if something falls on the floor but the customer doesn’t know about it, did it really? It’s like a tree falling in the woods that gets you a D health inspection rating.
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