Luigi Primo is an Austin, Texas based wrestler (previously seen here) with a pizza cooking persona. And is there any better kind of persona? There is not, especially when you’re looking for someone to fall in love and spend the rest of your life with. In the videos below, Luigi demonstrates the latest kick and flip moves he’s developed, incorporating a fake pizza dough as a weapon to knock plastic skulls off empty jugs and bottles. You think he does birthday parties? AND brings real pizza? Because I do have a birthday coming up. You’ve never gotten me anything before, but it’s never too late to start being a decent person. Probably too late for heaven, sure, but you might be able to secure a cooler spot in hell.
- February 5, 2026
- February 4, 2026
- February 3, 2026