Because risking it all is the only way some people can get their kicks (I play casual video games), these are a couple videos of Joe Scandrett doing his best Super Mario end of level impression by jumping from a parking garage and smoothly sliding down a light pole. Me?

Because wasps are the absolute worst, this is a video of one playing ding dong ditch with a video doorbell, ringing the bell then immediately flying away. What a jerk! Knowing wasps, it probably toilet papered their house that very same night. Still, of all the things in the world

Note: Keep your volume in check, loud laughing door. This is a video of a squeaky door that, when opened and hits its door stop, cackles like an evil witch. Obviously, this is not the sound you want to hear when you’re housesitting a haunted mansion. Or anytime, really, because

This is a video of a man demolishing an old brick building in the rain (hardcore!) when the chimney falls on him, presumably because he demolished whatever was holding the chimney up. Obviously, there was cause and effect at play here. That’s an important thing to remember whenever you’re doing

This is some doorbell cam footage of a snake hanging from the porch door of a home and biting a man on the head when he tries to enter. As far as security systems go, this isn’t a bad one. It would probably help keep all those “Do you have

This is a video from La Jolla in San Diego of two sea lions charging at waaaaay too tourists for such a tiny beach, all of whom have clearly overstayed their welcome. They don’t call them lions for nothing! The city is considering closing this beach as a result of

This is a video of Spanish pet raven Vanta saying hola to her owner in a shockingly deep voice. Definitely not the voice you want to hear right before bed. Oh who am I kidding, I’d settle for even a demonic voice saying goodnight. I’m so lonely. Spoon me, satan

Because you don’t know until it’s hung and makes you stain your underwear in broad daylight, this is the piece of Barney Grumble framed art that Twitter user Emily Cook decided to display in her home, and the resulting reflection it makes in the kitchen. Yikes! I’m used to getting