This is a video from La Jolla in San Diego of two sea lions charging at waaaaay too tourists for such a tiny beach, all of whom have clearly overstayed their welcome. They don’t call them lions for nothing! The city is considering closing this beach as a result of increased interactions with the protected species, including some bites. I’d hate to be patient zero for whatever comes of that. Personally, I’m all for the closure. People just don’t know how to behave at the beach. Or anywhere else. People — people are the problem, that’s what I’m saying.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees other people are usually the worst part of any experience.