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Bartenders Discuss The Worst Songs To Hear On The Jukebox

This is a video from Playboy of bartenders discussing the worst songs to hear on the jukebox at a bar. Almost all agree that Journey’s ‘Don’t Stop Believin” and Chumbawamba’s ‘Tubthumping’ are the absolute worst, with others making the list being anything from the Eagles, Fleetwood Mac, Boston, and Creedence Clearwater Revival, and specific songs ‘Free Bird,’ ‘Sweet Home Alabama,’ and ‘Friends In Low Places.’ Funny, those are all the songs I like playing at the bar. Per one bartender, “Whoever plays the Eagles on a jukebox is a f***ing douchebag.” Wow, that’s a lot of shit-talk for a guy who works in service and couldn’t even make my cocktail as pink as I requested.

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  1. Rob C.

    Wow. Talk about music burn out.

  2. Cho Jinn

    Also, anything by Bastille or Capitol Cities. I think Hawking mathematically proved that if those two “bands” ever made a song together, it would be so insipid, overproduced, and awful that vacuum decay would initiate and the universe would cease to exist instantaneously.

  3. James Aames

    Hold on to that feelayeeaaan!!!

  4. Jenness

    I have played every single song they hate – and played them back to back. But …hey I always tip well so DEAL WITH IT!!!!