Note: Video is a must-watch, totally wild.
This is a video of Team Singapore’s winning 4-way free routine at the 5th FAI World Indoor Skydiving Championships in Belgium. Such precision! I bet they’d make an accurate watch. Me? I used to wear a watch for fashion, but– “Fashion is dead.” Okay I was going to say it got stolen, but the truth is I pawned it– “To hire a hit man!” To pay a dental bill. Thank God this isn’t The Newlywed Game, because there isn’t a snowball’s chance between the devil’s butt cheeks we’re winning that second honeymoon.
