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Hauling Buns: All Six Wienermobiles Race At The Indianapolis 500

In speed doggin’ news, all six active Oscar Mayer Wienermobiles raced around the Indianapolis Motor Speedway last weekend as part of the Indy 500 festivities. Is anybody else shocked and outraged there’s more than one Wienermobile? I saw one once IRL but who cares, it’s not even special anymore. This is like finding out Santa Claus is really the Easter Bunny. Each motorized glizzy measures 24-hot dogs tall, 60-hot dogs long, 18 hot dogs wide, and weighs in at 140,500 hot dogs. Of course it doesn’t look like the drivers were really putting the pedal to the metal for fear of crashing their wieners into another’s buns. Me? I’m not afraid of crashing — I came to win and spray myself with chili and cheese in the winner’s circle or die in a fiery mangled wiener trying.