Because a job worth doing is worth doing well (I have yet to find a job worth doing), this is some footage from the 35th Annual ISSA Housekeeping Olympics, held (appropriately) in Las Vegas. Events include mop slalom, vacuum races, bed making, buffer pad toss, and ride-on vacuum extractor obstacle course. It looks like everyone had a good time. And one thing’s for certain — these athletes definitely know their way around some stains. Especially the locals.