It''s perfect.
The Greatest Piece Of Vandalism Ever Created

Just like the title says, this is a video of the greatest piece of vandalism ever Sharpied: a wiener that grows as the door to the elevator closes. It belongs in a museum. No, it belongs in every museum, because there shouldn’t be a person alive who doesn’t get to experience fine art at its absolute finest. I feel so much more cultured now having just watched it twenty times back-to-back — a real man of the arts. Now I just need a tweed suit jacket and monocle to complete my transformation.

Thanks to JustA, who knows what I like, and this is it exactly.