This is a world map detailing the most popular children’s cartoon in every country. As you can see, Naruto pretty much rules the planet with 83 countries, followed by Youtube cartoon channel CoComelon with 49. No other cartoon dominates more than a handful of countries, and the U.S. is apparently still deep in Adventure Time. It probably goes without saying, but I was more than a little disappointed to see Ren and Stimpy wasn’t represented, although I would be concerned about a country where it is so popular. Jesus, what’s your chief export — weirdos?

Note: Chart above has been modified from its original format to fit the marquee, scroll down to see the whole thing.

This is a chart created by Hive Systems detailing about how long it would take a hacker to brute force passwords of various lengths and characters in 2024. Of course this is assuming the hacker has the ability to try a zillion passwords a second, which most systems prevent, and I get locked out of my bank account after 3 failed variations of B0N3R69. *shrug* It was probably negative anyways.

Thanks to Tim, who agrees the best password of all time remains asdf1234. It’s so satisfying to enter!

This is a Red Bull video of Olympic ski jumping gold medalist Ryōyū Kobayashi setting a new world ski jump record with an absolutely insane 291-meter jump. It beats the previous world record by a very respectable 37.5 meters, and was performed on a special ramp made just for the occasion in Iceland. So this is the Guinness World Record for longest ski jump, but not an official sport record since the jump wasn’t sanctioned by FIS (International Ski & Snowboard Federation) and was a one-off by Red Bull. Still — flying 1/5th of a mile on skis? That’s nuts, and I have to do it. Or die trying. “You will almost certainly die trying.” Probably from falling off the ski lift on the way up.

Because what good is a security camera if it only captures footage of a thief stealing all your stuff, the Paintcam Eve is an autonomous security camera with built-in paintball launcher capable of firing paintballs or UV-ink marking pellets to deter trespassers. The camera can be smartphone controlled, allowing you to make a verbal warning before firing, and the unit will flash a warning red laser at targets. Currently a Kickstarter project, the Eve will be available in three models: the basic Eve ($1,275), the Eve+ ($1,500) which is able to distinguish between people and animals, and the Eve Pro ($1,900) which can distinguish people and animals AND use facial recognition to tell friends from unknowns. Wait — so the most basic model can’t even tell a person from an animal? I’m not sure I’d trust my security to a system that can’t even do that, non-lethal or not. I’ve been sued before, it sucks way more than just paintballs.

These are a handful of videos of precious feline Momo helping his human Sophia Renata create art on a pottery wheel. It looks like Sophia creates the basic vessel, then Momo adds his artistic flair (including glazing). A team effort! Would I buy a Sophia/Momo original? Absolutely. As a matter of fact, I refuse to drink out of anything else from now on, and my pee is going to start getting real dark real quick if I can’t get my hands on one.

@feeeuuhh pottery by momo for sale soon #cat ♬ original sound – ꜰɪɪʀᴍᴇᴏʟᴅɪᴇꜱ✩

@feeeuuhh momo makes an abstracted bowl #cat #pottery ♬ Hinoki Wood – Gia Margaret

@feeeuuhh momo’s favorite pieces to make are definitely bowls! #cat #pottery ♬ Yacht Club – MusicBox

@feeeuuhh momo paints a small planter with black slip #cat #pottery ♬ Palmtree Panic Slowed – ssempron

Because where there’s a will, there’s a way, this is a short video of two members of the Sumisu family cosplaying as Indiana Jones and the giant rolling boulder from Raiders Of The Lost Ark. There’s also a video of Luke Skywalker on a tauntaun being pursued by a wampa, and Russel from Up being chased by Kevin. Good times. And you know what they say about a family that cosplays together. “Less fighting at the dinner table?” Maybe! Or scraps of faux fur and feathers in the food.

@sumisu_cosplay #indianajones #familycosplay #indianajonesandtheboulder #indianajonescosplay #bouldercosplay #thatsaniceboulder #raidersofthelostark #lucasfilm #indy #harrisonford #boulder #fatherandson #cosplay #cosplayer #cosplayers #cosplayfamily #comiccon #mcm #costume #foryou #fyp ♬ Raiders March (From "Raiders of the Lost Ark") – John Williams

@sumisu_cosplay Creeping Wampa! #creepingcat #parody #wampa #tauntaun #lukeskywalker #starwars #starwarscosplay #lukeskywalkercosplay #comiccon #wampacosplay #familycosplay #empirestrikesback #theempirestrikesback ♬ original sound – Sumisu_cosplay

@sumisu_cosplay Kevin wants more chocolate! #up #upmovie #pixarup #pixar #pixarupmovie #russell #kevin #wildernessexplorer #disney #disneypixar #cosplay #cosplayer #pixarcosplay #fatherandson #foambuild #fun #foryou #fyp #pixarfans #disneycosplay @Pixar ♬ Up – Movie Theme – Giampaolo Pasquile

Thanks to my dad, who agrees the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular at Disney World is always a good time.