Honestly, Hal's lucky Walt didn't kill him.
Walter White Delivers Pizza To Himself In Malcolm In The Middle Mashup

This is a video edit created by Youtuber Hickmeister of Bryan Cranston as Walter White from Breaking Bad delivering pizza to Bryan Cranston as Hal Wilkerson in Malcolm In The Middle. Appropriate, since Walter White is the one who knocks. See what I did there? Like any Friday night at the bar, even I don’t know what I did there. “Made an ass out of yourself.” And probably fell off my barstool gesturing wildly at least twice.