Um, I'm pretty sure the Colonel just got me pregnant with that look.
Watch The Entire 16-Minute Sexy Colonel Sanders KFC Lifetime ‘Mini-Movie’ Online

Mini-movie is right, the popcorn hadn’t even stopped popping by the time the movie was over when I watched the premiere on Lifetime Sunday afternoon. This is an outrage. Well for those of you who missed it, now you can watch the entire 16-minute KFC sexy Colonel Sanders holiday mini-movie ‘Recipe For Seduction’ starring Mario Lopez on Lifetime’s Youtube channel (or below). I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t more than a little disappointed when my girlfriend and I watched it live. “He wouldn’t stop licking the screen.” She told me it was being presented in Taste-O-Vision!

Thanks to Caroline J, who agrees the Colonel was clearly here for a good time, not a long time.