This is a video of a piece of steel being formed into a giant glowing coil at a steel mill. Obviously, your first reaction was, “My God I want to play with that Slinky.” And you totally should. Go ahead — pick it up. Speaking of picking things up, I was walking my dogs this morning and had just opened a new roll of dog poop bags and when I bent over to pick up a turd my hand went right through the bottom and I bare-hand clenched that piece of shit in my fist before I could stop. So yeah, that’s how my day is going. My girlfriend said no hugging for three days.