Manufactured by novelty product company Fred, Chomp is a pair of silicone pot holders that look like classic wind-up chattering teeth. Or my grandma’s dentures. Admittedly, I could use some pot holders, because I’ve just been wetting my hands with cold water and picking up and putting down scalding pots

This is a video of disgusting monster (I’m just jealous) Mike Jack setting the Guinness World Record for most hot sauce consumption in 3 minutes, slurping down a respectable 1.123 kilograms (2.48 pounds) of Sriracha in 180 seconds. According to Guinness World Record Adjudicator Juliet Dawson, “It was one of

This is a video of a steel mill producing the world’s longest pieces of rebar (the length seen above isn’t even half as long as it eventually becomes) for use in construction. Or, if you’re playing a survival zombie game like Dead Island, creating makeshift weapons. I’m playing Dead Island

Captured by drone pilot Ísak Finnbogason in his Icelandic homeland, this is some aerial footage of a newly active Litli-Hrútur volcano fissure spewing molten lava. Liquid rock, that’s nuts. Some details from Isak: Some things cant be put in words, mind blown at the first day of the new volcano

Because cargo shorts never went out of style (despite what everyone who sees me wearing them says — carpenter pants too), Hot Pockets has created a pair of shorts with an insulated hot pocket for keeping your Hot Pocket nice and toasty. Obviously, XZibit is into this. Hot Pockets, best

This is an NBC News report featuring some Ring doorbell cam footage of an Arizona UPS driver briefly collapsing on a home’s front porch while delivering a package in 110-degree heat. Note to self: do not work outside in Arizona. Seriously though — be safe out there, drivers, and stay

Because some people aren’t afraid to have a little dangerous fun, this is a video of Youtuber SUSHI RAMEN【Riku】and friends playing with smelted iron and pretending to be Mario. First Mario throws a crucible of the iron at a Goomba, then Luigi joins in the fiery fun and Mario throws

This is a video of a piece of steel being formed into a giant glowing coil at a steel mill. Obviously, your first reaction was, “My God I want to play with that Slinky.” And you totally should. Go ahead — pick it up. Speaking of picking things up, I