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‘Windyman’ Street Performer’s Impressive Frozen In Time Routine

This is a video of street performer Windyman (aka Wayne Scott) performing his pièce de résistance at Plaça de Catalunya (‘Catalonia Square’) in Barcelona. How he remains so still is beyond me, but I suspect it may involve a handful of tranquilizers. Now being able to stand after downing a handful of tranquilizers — that’s the real trick. “Hidden brace in his pants.” I mean it’s either that or actual magic.