This is a video of Koda the blue heeler jumping for a ball but getting a mouthful of boob instead. As far as aim goes, that was pretty bad. I can’t imagine Koda doing a great job of catching treats if this is the best she can do with a ball. And you certainly wouldn’t find me offering her any unless I’m wearing chain mail underwear, which I actually wear all the time because I’m a knight. “In shining armor?” God no, in athletic shorts and a vintage Big Johnson t-shirt.

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Thanks to JustA, who agrees this is a perfect example of grabbing life by the boob. Or rather, life grabbing you by the boob.