I’m pretty sure I posted this on Geekologie many moons ago, but it’s resurfaced like a mermaid trying to lure me into the water and my death by its hungry shark friends, so I’m tempting fate and posting it again. It’s a video of a red octopus battling a swimmer

This is some security cam footage of a couple leaving their apartment when a possum falls from the second story. Surprise! I assume the possum was attempting to slip into their apartment right when they were leaving to raid their cabinets, but its stealthiness proved to be far from Mission

This is some dashcam footage of a motorist in Pahrump (bu bu bum?), Nevada encountering a sandstorm on the road that drops visibility to the point where you wouldn’t even be able to see your own wiener standing at a urinal (let alone the guy’s standing next to you). Never

This is some doorbell cam footage of a bird coming to the door, pecking around for a bit, then ringing the bell and flying off once it sounds. Then the owner comes out looking all confused because there isn’t anobody, or any packages, there. Without the doorbell cam footage to

On a recent visit to South Africa’s Monkeyland sanctuary, Lisa Bosman and family had to duck under a swinging gibbon as it made its way along a rope bridge. That must have been quite the experience. But more importantly, did you see the buns on that ape?! Those are the

This is some helmetcam footage from a mountain biker who unknowingly begins chasing a bear down the trail he’s on, with the bear hauling ass to get away from the wheeled demon behind it. Then he crashes his bike, presumably giving the bear time to set up an ambush further

Because Elon Musk loves firing people, Youtuber Marc Radinovic created a flamethrower security system in the form of an Elon Musk portrait. The system includes facial recognition that lets Marc pass by unscathed, but blasts any unrecognized faces with flames. Yikes. And by yikes I mean I must have one

Note: Check your volume, wind. Also a little appropriate cursing. This is a video of a man filming some pelicans (first trip to the beach, huh?) when a dolphin decides there isn’t enough shit in the water already and races towards him like a shark during a feeding frenzy. That