This is a video from Beijing of a little humanoid robot practicing for the upcoming World Humanoid Robot Games (aka robot Olympics, starting August 22nd) when it crashes hard into a padded wall, falls, doubles over backwards, and shoots sparks from the abdomen. And not in a sexy way like

This is a clip from the Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular show at Disney World where the iconic boulder managed to free itself from its track (“I’m tired of this gig!”) and takes out an employee trying to stop it from bouncing into the crowd. The 400 pound ball launched him

This is allegedly a video of a tele-operated Optimus (Prime is insulted) humanoid robot from Tesla serving water bottles at an event when it appears to mimic the movements of the person operating it by taking off its invisible tele-operator headset, collapsing in the process. Whoops! Still, I do find

This is a clip from the Tianmen National Forest Park in Zhangjiajie, China (previously seen with athletes parkouring down) where a publicity stunt involving a Chery SUV attempting to drive up the 999 stairs leading to ‘Heaven’s Gate’ went horribly wrong. The SUV eventually slips backwards and destroys part of

This is a video of paraglider Ulvi Ercan experiencing a “60 percent asymmetrical collapse” while gliding and losing his GoPro in the process, which captures its fall from 1,100 meters safely to the ground below. Of course it landed in soft grass and not on a boulder, which I’m sure

This is a video of Durham, North Carolina’s infamous Norfolk Southern–Gregson Street Overpass (aka Can Opener Bridge, previous wrecks HERE) claiming its latest victim, an overheight towable RV. First it shears one of the rooftop AC units off before the entire RV gets stuck. It’s crazy how nonchalantly people crash

Because video proof is key to preventing a divorce (or, in most cases, causing one), this is a video of TikTok user bikearth_ losing her wedding ring down the gullet of a hungry ostrich. Did they rename the ostrich Gollum afterwards? They better have. Was the one ring ever retrieved?

This is a short but delightful video of a beachgoer being swallowed by a beach umbrella that was freed from its sandy prison by high winds. It attaches itself to that person like a facehugger! Hey, if you’re going to give birth to an alien baby, there are far worse