This is a video of a model train at Hamburg, Germany’s Miniatur Wunderland setting the Guinness World Record for the longest melody played by a model train, by tapping wine glasses set up along its 211-meter (692-feet) track. The train performs a melody of twenty different classical songs on over 3,000 glasses. *shrug* I suppose there’s a Guinness World Record for everything now. Just remember: if you do something unusual enough that no one else ever does it, you’ll always be the record holder. *casually points to Guinness World Record plaque for most coat hangers hung on penis* Now don’t you go trying to beat me.