HULK SMASH!
World Record Video Of Most Coconuts Smashed By Hand In One Minute

This is a video of iron-fisted Abheesh P. Dominic setting the world record for most coconuts smashed by hand in one minute with a very respectable 122. That’s just more than two a second! Wow wow wow. Obviously, if you open a beachfront pina colada bar, you definitely want Abheesh in the back cracking those nuts, and me in the front shirtless pouring body shots from the dent in my chest down my hairy gut into the sticky tequila pond forming in my belly button. Wait, what? Yeah, that’s right. Ladies? Dudes with handlebar mustaches?